This is your candidate, GOP, Newt Gingrich?

Published: January 25, 2012

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To the Republican Party: This is the best you come up with - Newt Gingrich? You're kidding, right?

After all the criticism, negative rhetoric, the Tea Party crap and the GOP's "Party of No" (no cooperation, no compromise and no fresh ideas to solve anything ever since Obama took office), you come up with Newt Gingrich?

All the GOP needs now is for Newt to pick Rush Limbaugh as his running mate. I can see the bumper stickers now: "Humpty and Dumpty in 2012."

I have a solution for the GOP: A witch's brew. If the Republican Party could put the head of Mitt Romney on Rick Santorum's body with his heart, throw in an eye of Newt, Huntsman's brain, Perry's red neck, Bachmann's ideas and Cain's most prodigious organ(s), along with Ron Paul's liberal ideas, they would have one heck of a candidate. United, they are Super President!

Divided, not one could stand on their own two feet without tripping over something. Divided, they are a grumblin', a stumblin', a rumblin' and a bumblin' - and down the 2012 field they go.

Paul Shutt

Shamokin

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